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Thursday, February 5, 2009

The News Headlines....Staci style! :)

~Miley Cyrus Apologizes for Controversial Photos. Really? How many times will that dumb whore have to apologize to the world due to her poor judgement? You don't want to get "attacked" by the media, keep your photos private, and don't do dumb stuff in public.

~Bill Gates playfully frees swarm of mosquitoes. How nice of him! He assured the mosquitoes were Malaria-free. But were they blood-sucking-free?!? I wouldn't have wanted to be in that audience. Mosquitoes flock to me like white on rice!

~Home of man linked to 1982 Tylenol deaths searched. Wow. Finally, after all these years!

~Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry. Seems as though hackers in a few states thought it would be funny to change road signs to read warnings of zombies and raptors. Funny, huh?!

~Man boldly robs Colo. store with Star Trek Sword. Seriously? That's the best weapon he could come up with?! Dude should get a refund from his "How to be a criminal" class.

~Police say Ohio woman set fires out of anger. This chick set 10 fires to homes and garages because she was "angry." Makes me look like an angel! 0:)

That's all for now, folks!

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